Pregnancy at the Menopause Mafia
Dec27

Pregnancy at the Menopause Mafia

Did I ever tell you that this site is named after my two older sisters who suffer from hot flashes and sticky spots left by those hormone patches? In fact one of them is old enough to be out of the menopause by now. I’m explaining, because if not it will cause some confusing when I say…..I’m pregnant!!!!!! It’s about freakin’ time! Captain Wentworth and I had been work, work, working at this for a little...

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Have shower cap, will get dirty
Jul28

Have shower cap, will get dirty

Why is it that men think shaking your parts is the way to get us interested? We were recently sitting around shooting the shit when a dear friend told us about her boy friend meeting her at the door in his Man Panties or to be more specific boxers. He announced that he was all sweaty and was going to jump in the shower.  We all thought “Awwww, how cute. He was making an offer.” This makes a girl feel wanted, even if...

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Did you get a cat?
Jun01

Did you get a cat?

This one always makes me laugh. Having a crappy day at work, so I thought I would share some fun! Tweet Pin...

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Good use of the funds
May19

Good use of the funds

This has always been a favorite of mine and I thought I’d share it again here, so you could enjoy it too. Tweet Pin...

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Standing next to Mr. Code
May17

Standing next to Mr. Code

I have come to the realization that  a regular person going to an internet conference is equivalent to taking your forty-year-old-virgin cousin to a strip club, the regular person being the socially awkward cousin. I usually think of myself as a relatively intelligent person, but standing next to Mr. I’m-a-coding-genius, I sometimes feel like a complete dork. The perfect example of this is the conversation we had about...

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