Recently overheard in the kitchen

Here are a few thing that flew around the kitchen this week…

When told to say something nice about ex-husband this was overheard:

He brings great joy every time he leaves the room!

Nana’s (who’s 7o herself) boyfriend is:

He’s so old he cumz dust.

Recently sister 2 made oatmeal raisin cookies:

Sister 1- This recipe only made twelve cookies?

Sister 2- Yep-must be something wrong with the recipe.

Sister 3- Is that cookie dough on your lip?

Sister 2- Mmm….no?

Sister 1- Oh, sister- did you just eat three dozen uncooked oatmeal raisin cookies?

Sister 2- They don’t have as many calories uncooked.

Author: trixiehicks

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