Here are a few thing that flew around the kitchen this week…
When told to say something nice about ex-husband this was overheard:
He brings great joy every time he leaves the room!
Nana’s (who’s 7o herself) boyfriend is:
He’s so old he cumz dust.
Recently sister 2 made oatmeal raisin cookies:
Sister 1- This recipe only made twelve cookies?
Sister 2- Yep-must be something wrong with the recipe.
Sister 3- Is that cookie dough on your lip?
Sister 1- Oh, sister- did you just eat three dozen uncooked oatmeal raisin cookies?
Sister 2- They don’t have as many calories uncooked.