Lessons from a four year hiatus
Sep16

Lessons from a four year hiatus

Greetings good readers! [insert sound of crickets chirping here] Okay, I deserve that. I have to admit I haven’t written in a long time. Four years give or take a post. Yet, here I am sitting in a coffee shop for the first time in years and the first thing I wanted to do was write something snarky, or funny, or smart, or all of the above. How the hell are you? Good I hope! You see, for the last four years I’ve been a Mom,...

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Saved! and Born again!
Jul19

Saved! and Born again!

I’m really bad at being a Christian. The good news is that in the end it won’t matter. I was talking with some co-workers no to long ago and the term “Born Again” came up in the conversation. One person asked what that meant, and before I knew it there where all of these different answers thrown out there. None of them even came close to what it means to a Christian who has been “Born Again.” The...

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Pregnant at the Mafia? No more!

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Pregnancy at the Menopause Mafia
Dec27

Pregnancy at the Menopause Mafia

Did I ever tell you that this site is named after my two older sisters who suffer from hot flashes and sticky spots left by those hormone patches? In fact one of them is old enough to be out of the menopause by now. I’m explaining, because if not it will cause some confusing when I say…..I’m pregnant!!!!!! It’s about freakin’ time! Captain Wentworth and I had been work, work, working at this for a little...

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Prositution or Compromise?
Aug17

Prositution or Compromise?

Quote of the day from the offices in Sunny Cleveland Ohio: The exchange of goods for sex within a monogamous relationship is not considered prostitution, it’s just a compromise.   Tweet Pin...

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Have shower cap, will get dirty
Jul28

Have shower cap, will get dirty

Why is it that men think shaking your parts is the way to get us interested? We were recently sitting around shooting the shit when a dear friend told us about her boy friend meeting her at the door in his Man Panties or to be more specific boxers. He announced that he was all sweaty and was going to jump in the shower.  We all thought “Awwww, how cute. He was making an offer.” This makes a girl feel wanted, even if...

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