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Instincts They keep us safe. Wired into our systems are these wonderful things- fear of heights, spiders, commitment and the strongest instinct of all… The Fear of Man Panties Man Panties are fine while on your man, in fact we spend time trying to get in them. They hit the floor and it’s a different story. No woman has ever been taught to fear these most dreaded of laundry items. It’s instinctive that we know not to touch them once they hit the floor, think back to your childhood. Did anyone ever have to tell you those were not to be touched? No, you just knew. This of course leads us to the the inevitable discussion, how to get them from the floor of the bathroom into the laundry basket and then to the washing machine where they are rendered safe. After asking a few members of the Mafia how they handle this problem, we thought we would list a few useful ideas that have worked for us. Laundry gloves- these can be gardening or rubber, either will work No gloves? Create one from the t-shirt you find on the floor next to the MP’s Tongs! New Man Panties...
Debonne Reisling-An Excellent Ohio Wine
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Pregnancy at the Menopause Mafia
Did I ever tell you that this site is named after my two older sisters who suffer from hot flashes and sticky spots left by those hormone patches? In fact one of them is old enough to be out of the menopause by now. I’m explaining, because if not it will cause some confusing when I say…..I’m pregnant!!!!!! It’s about freakin’ time! Captain Wentworth and I had been work, work, working at this for a little while (TMI moment). I had gotten to the point where I wasn’t obsessing over getting my period or not and BANG! I’m finally going to be a parent, joyfully embracing my job as a Mom and preparing to unleash another genetic smart-ass on the world. I couldn’t be more excited. Or more sick. Pregnancy is a beautiful thing! What a complete load of shit. Pregnancy is the most miserable state of joyfulness you will ever experience. Unless you are a freak who’s body does not betray them with nausea, vomiting, flatulence, constipation, exhaustion and mood swings. I’ve left the bizarre cravings off that list because they are in a class by themselves. By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not...
An Imperfect Fit
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