Last Minute Party Recipes
Apr21

Last Minute Party Recipes

It’s Christmas time and during this month inevitably you will be invited to party after party, and some of them will be last minute. I cannot tell you how many times Captain Wentworth has dropped the “Darling, the Jones’s have invited us over for a drop of port tonight and I told them you would whip up a dish to bring,” at the last minute of course. To which I answer, “Oh, how wonderful dear, I’ll make...

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For Twilight fans
Apr21

For Twilight fans

This is so fundamentally wrong! I love it! I know you guys love these books, but I just can’t take it seriously. Bad writing, weak characters and an overall plot that makes me want to beat someone about the head and neck with a baseball bat. The baseball bat they used to play ball with in the first movie would be excellent. So, here’s a gross giggle for you, try not to be too upset that they are making light of Ed and his...

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A bad week…
Apr21

A bad week…

You know it’s been a bad week when these are going through your head: Alone it’s a weapon but with a mitt and ball it’s a baseball bat, so be smart when you premeditate! Is is considered going postal if you don’t work at the post office or is there another term? The three martini lunch is making a comeback…pass it on! What the hell was I thinking, fuck this career thing, I want to be a housewife! Am I the...

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Handsome is as Handsome Does
Apr21

Handsome is as Handsome Does

I recently heard a young friend of mine say something that I found disturbing. She was talking about who she wanted to date and stated “I’m only dating white boys from now on, they treat you better.” This of course freaked me out because I couldn’t see the correlation between being a particular color and having character. After all, I have only ever dated (or married) white men and we all know how well...

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Food Porn
Apr21

Food Porn

It’s never a boring night when my friend D and I venture out without her rocker husband. In fact it’s normal for us to have slightly odd nights that become the stories we tell at other peoples cocktail parties. We had one of these nights last week at our  local Japanese Steakhouse (one of our favorite dinner as theater gigs). Everything’s business as usual, hour or wine and conversation in the bar and then we wander...

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